The Nervous Passengers' Guide to Flying, by Tug Wilson

   

 

"OK. Sit down & take a look around" (P 6)

 

 

OK. Sit down and take a look around. There's really not that much to see actually, but  what there is, is fairly important. Firstly, your seatbelt. That's the uncomfortable lump under your backside that you have just sat down on.