The Nervous Passengers' Guide to Flying, by Tug Wilson

   

 

"Find out what the passenger next to you does for a living" (P 21)

 

 

Actually, now's a good time to find out what the passenger next to you does for a living. If he/she is a physicist - change seats immediately! If the flight is full and you can't change, get them to explain lift-induced drag to you. You should be asleep within 35 seconds and that will save you having to pay for tranquilizers.